i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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