Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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