i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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