I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Acid is not a monday night drug
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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