Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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