Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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