is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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