i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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