Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I will pee on everything he values.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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