If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
