I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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