Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Sorry my hands just texted you
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
