She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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