break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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