Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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