So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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