...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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