i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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