love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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