I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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