We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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