So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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