We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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