Duck Duck Cougar?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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