so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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