I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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