Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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