It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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