ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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