I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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