I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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