I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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