jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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