I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Actions speak louder than pants.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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