Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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