i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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