Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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