plz talk dirty to me
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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