Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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