I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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