i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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