We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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