I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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