I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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