How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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