Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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