Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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