Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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