This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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