There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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