so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
