Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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