how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
