Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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