Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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