when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Your cock deserves a montage
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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