There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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