We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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