Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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